David Letterman, "Late Show with David Letterman": "The theme of the Democratic convention is 'unity.' Unfortunately, they can't agree on how that works."
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "Hillary Clinton has released her delegates to vote for Barack Obama. Too bad they're all voting for John McCain."
Comedy writer Pedro Bartes on the short film about Clinton that aired before her speech: "Apparently the film was called, 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit.'"
Letterman on Barack Obama choosing Joe Biden as his running mate: "Yeah, nothing says change like a guy who's been in the Senate for 35 years."
Jay Leno on Republicans citing health concerns over Biden's brain aneurysms: "You can't expect every vice president to be the picture of health like Dick Cheney."
Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien": "Thursday Barack Obama's going to give his acceptance speech. Reportedly it will include performances by Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen. And they say Obama's not black enough."
From Letterman's Top Ten Ways to Make the Democratic National Convention More Fun: "Try to squeeze Al Gore into the same suit he wore at the 2000 convention."
Comedy writer Janice Hough: "This spring when John McCain launched his campaign tour of the 'forgotten places' in America, who knew he was talking about his houses?"
