Comedy writer Pedro Bartes: "During a speech in South Dakota, former President Bill Clinton delivered a harsh critique of how his wife has been treated during her presidential bid, telling the crowd that he has 'never seen a candidate treated so disrespectfully.' His comments are valid because if there's anyone who knows about mistreating Hillary, it's Bill."
Comedy writer Jim Barach: "The Jerusalem Post says that President Bush has a plan to attack Iran before he leaves the White House. The news came with shock and disbelief. No one can believe President Bush would actually take military action with a plan."
Jay Leno, "The Tonight Show": "Earlier this week, Vice President Dick Cheney gave the commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy. He was given a 19-gun salute. Two Coast Guard members were slightly injured when Cheney returned fire."
Comedy writer Alan Ray: "'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' is tops at the box office. Critics say it has a typical Hollywood ending - producers make off with millions from an over-hyped sequel."
Barach on Cindy McCain releasing her income tax return from 2006, which showed she made $6 million for the year: "Fortunately, she was able to save a lot in taxes with that deduction she can take for having an elderly dependent."
Leno on the difference between "American Idol" and the Democratic primary: "They count the votes from Florida and Michigan."
