Comedy writer Janice Hough: "George W. Bush's State of the Union speech was uncommonly defiant. Most presidents use their last State of the Union to list their achievements, but aides told Bush the speech needed to be more than 5 minutes long."
Michael Feldman, public radio's "Whad'Ya Know?": "In the president's last State of the Union, his speech is interrupted by ennui 37 times, deja vu a dozen, and either sporadic applause or someone setting off cherry bombs in the gallery."
David Letterman, "Late Show With David Letterman": "Happy news from Hollywood. Angelina Jolie is pregnant, and insiders believe as soon as the child is born, she plans to adopt it."
Jay Leno, "The Tonight Show": "The big issue in South Carolina was lost textile jobs. That's why Hillary was so stunned that she came in a distant second. In fact, she said, 'I've been wearing all of these pantsuits for nothing.'"
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "The New York Giants are deep into their preparations for the Super Bowl. Eli Manning is working on his passing, Plaxico Burress is working on his passing routes and Michael Strahan is working on getting 17 game tickets for his divorce attorneys."
Novak on Sylvester Stallone's newest "Rambo" movie: "In this film, a heavily armed Rambo breaks across the Canadian border to get cheaper prescription drugs."
