Comedy writer Janice Hough: "In Iowa City Monday night, Bill Clinton was heckled by a man dressed as a robot. Out of habit he responded, 'Yes, Hillary.'"
Comedy writer Jim Barach: "The Bush administration is hammering out an agreement to freeze interest rates for five years on subprime mortgages to prevent foreclosures. Republicans are very concerned about losing their houses - specifically the White House and both Houses of Congress in the next election."
Comedy writer Pedro Bartes: "President Bush said that even though U.S. intelligence has confirmed that Iran ended its nuclear weapons program in 2003, it would not prompt him to take off the table the possibility of pre-emptive military action. In fact, now that we know Iran doesn't have nuclear weapons, it makes it much easier to attack them."
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "Former NFL quarterback Michael Vick has been sentenced to 23 months in prison. But that's well over a decade in doggy years."
Comedy writer Patrick Gorse: "The Bush administration says the CIA destroyed terrorist interrogation tapes to protect the identities of the interrogators. You know how gung-ho this administration is about protecting the identity of CIA agents. Just ask Valerie Plame."
Comedy writer Alan Ray: "'I Am Legend' begins Friday in movie theaters. Will Smith finds himself all alone in New York City. A lot of the footage was shot during the fourth quarter of a recent Knicks game."
