Michael Feldman, public radio's "Whad'Ya Know?": "With the Peace Prize, Oscar and Emmy, it's the hat trick for Al Gore. The presidency would be a demotion."
Comedy writer Janice Hough: "This week President Bush said, 'I think a lady will be president, and she'll be a Republican.' Which is actually the same fear some liberal Democrats have about Hillary Clinton."
Jay Leno, "The Tonight Show": "Barack Obama is attacking some of Hillary Clinton's comments on torture. At one point, Hillary had said that 'in some narrow cases, torture could be acceptable.' Like, for example, if your husband is sneaking in at 2:30 in the morning."
Amy Poehler, "Saturday Night Live": "Communist Cuba paid tribute on Monday to Ernesto Che Guevara, the populist revolutionary and guerrilla fighrer, and not, as most college students believe, the founder of Urban Outfitters."
Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien": "In a recent interview, President Bush's daughter Jenna said she believes there's a ghost in the White House. Then President Bush told her, 'No sweetheart, that's just your grandmother.'"
Comedy writer Pedro Bartes: "Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards said that a tabloid story claiming that he had an extramarital affair was untrue. Edwards added that he's been in love with the same person for more than 30 years: Himself."
