David Letterman, "Late Show With David Letterman": "One of the president's daughters, the lovely Jenna Bush, is getting married. Now they're thinking if they can just marry off Condoleezza Rice."
Comedy writer Jim Barach: "Rudy Giuliani is telling the media to 'leave my family alone.' It can't be that hard. He's done it for years."
Jon Stewart, "The Daily Show With Jon Stewart," on the straw poll held in Iowa: "It's an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where the rich candidates pay $35 for your vote. Or, as the Republicans call it, 'Our vision for the future.' "
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "A workers' rights group that is based in the United States says that it found 'brutal conditions' in eight Chinese toy plants. Unfortunately, the workers are still safer than the American children who play with those toys."
Barach on former NBA referee Tim Donaghy: "He claims the 'adrenaline rush' of betting is what apparently led to his gambling addiction. That, and the boredom of having to officiate Knicks games."
Craig Ferguson, "The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson": "Steven Segal said he's not getting the movie roles that he wants because of a false FBI investigation. The FBI issued a response and said, 'It is our job to stop people from making bombs.'"
