Comedy writer Patrick Gorse: "Researchers have created a sheep that is 15 percent human. In a related story, the Bush administration is in hot water for trying to create a Justice Department that is 100 percent sheep."
Comedy writer Jim Barach: "The U.S. census says it has overstated the uninsured for the past decade. Instead of 46.6million uninsured people, it says there are actually 44.8 million. The other 1.8 million are now dead."
Bill Maher, "Real Time With Bill Maher," on Dick Cheney's recent hospital visit: "He was experiencing discomfort in his leg. The doctor asked Cheney if he stretches. Cheney said, 'Are you kidding? I linked 9/11 with Saddam Hussein.' "
Comedy writer Alex Kaseberg: "We are down from 65 to the Final Four. But enough about who might be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby; the NCAA tournament is also winding down."
Comedy writer Alan Ray: "Sunday is April Fool's Day. There will be lots of practical jokes around the White House. For instance, Karl Rove likes to pretend he's bipartisan."
Jim Barach on the FAA's new plan to ease air congestion between New York and Philadelphia: "New Jersey senators say that would mean more noise over their state, which would annoy some residents. On the other hand, they concede that it would cover up some of the gunfire."
