Jay Leno, "Tonight Show With Jay Leno," on the newest Thanksgiving fad: "Have you heard of the turducken? It's very popular for Thanksgiving. It's a chicken stuffed inside a duck, stuffed inside a turkey. In Asia, they call it the bird flu trifecta."
Comedy writer Jake Novak: "Fox has decided to cancel the two-hour O.J. Simpson television special and book 'If I Did It.' Viewers who want to see a despicable liar and thug on Fox will just have to stick to watching Bill O'Reilly."
Seth Meyers, "Saturday Night Live": "Sen. Trent Lott, who was ousted from the Senate leadership four years ago because of remarks considered racially insensitive, won election ... as the Senate minority whip. Lott was disappointed to learn this doesn't mean he gets to whip minorities."
David Letterman, "Late Show with David Letterman," on actor Michael Richards' hurling racial epithets at a heckler at an L.A. comedy club: "I blame Borat."
Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien," on President George W. Bush's Asia trip to seek support for the war in Iraq: "Experts say nothing builds support for a war like a trip to Vietnam."
Comedy writer Jim Barach on the new Sony's Play Station 3: "It went on sale over the weekend, resulting in fights, stabbings, and even shootings among anxious customers. At some stores, it was almost as violent as a video game."
