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Monday, July 31, 2006

[-]Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex With A Robot 
This was so stupid and ridiculous, it was funny...

10. "Is it properly grounded?"

9. "Can I check my email during sex?"

8. "Would the robot be up for a threesome with the Tivo?"

7. "Which robot does Consumer Reports recommend having sex with?"

6. "Do we have a future together or is this just cold, meaningless robot sex?"

5. "Is this being videotaped for a 'Dateline NBC' exclusive?"

4. "Will it hurt like the time I made out with the juicer?"

3. "Is the robot Jewish?"

2. "Does this classify as 'rock bottom'?"

1. "Am I sure I want to cheat on my inflatable girlfriend?"

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