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Sunday, February 27, 2005


[+]Dave's Trip To Rochester 
So...my good friend Dave came back to Rochester this weekend to get some stuff he left up here and to visit with all of us still stuck up here. It was definitely a fun weekend...

Take a look at some pictures from our weekend : Photos from Dave's Trip to Rochester. I'll try and post a few videos I took as well as photo captions soon...

Posted by Marc Bressman @ 8:51 PM
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Wednesday, February 23, 2005


[+]Local News SUCKS!!! 
For those of you who aren't aware, the "big" story up here in Rochester for the past year or so has been the Fast Ferry. Basically, the story in a nutshell is as follows: A company decided to begin operating a ferry service from Rochester to Toronto (which was not really that much faster than just driving from Rochester to Toronto and definitely a lot more expensive) about a year or so ago...and for several months it was "THE" news story around here (they did stories about its construction in Australia, its trip from Australia to here, its arrival and they even did a feature story where they took you on a tour of the ferry...I mean...who cares what the inside of a ferry looks like!). Then, the ferry started operating...for about 3 months. Then, all of a sudden, it went bankrupt and stopped operating and it was a "big" scandal, which has topped the news every night since. Finally, there now auctioning off the ferry and the city of Rochester is looking to be the high bidder. So, what did I just hear on the local 11 o'clock news?? There apparently going to be live at the auction this coming Monday as well as providing updates throughout the day on the status of the auction!!! I mean, is that ridiculous or what? WHO CARES??? So, I was thinking...maybe I'll show up at the auction...and half-way through jump up and scream "500 million" and then laugh maniacally and run out...haha...I bet I'd end up getting on the 11 o'clock news too then :)

Posted by Marc Bressman @ 12:12 AM
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Tuesday, February 22, 2005


[+]What the College Viewbooks Don't Tell You 
(and what you said, "yeah, right" too, before you actually got here)
  1. Quarters are like gold.
  2. Be creative in the dining hall.
  3. Flip-flops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
  4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.
  5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
  6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry's, Ho-Hos and Oreos
  7. Your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
  8. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)
  9. Showers become less important.
  10. Sleep becomes more important.
  11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some!
  12. Recycling becomes synonymous with laundry ("Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas...there's only a *little* bit of mud on them...")
  13. You can never make too many meals in a hot pot (or pizelle maker).
  14. 10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class (not that this is anything really new).
  15. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
  16. If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone else's notes.
  17. You begin to nap again (also not new).
  18. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
  19. Isn't it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class?
  20. Labs used to be fun.
  21. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.
  22. Squirt guns=stress relief.
  23. E-mail becomes your second language.
  24. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
  25. Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they're a Godsend.
  26. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
  27. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
  28. Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.
  29. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you could recite last week's episode of "Friends" verbatim.
  30. See every movie under $3 that your campus provides; it's actually proportional to the amount of money you have.
  31. Road trip whenever possible.
  32. Pick up all new lingo.
  33. Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them.
  34. Don't burn bridges, especially if he's good in Biology.
  35. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before.
  36. The health service attendants are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that.
  37. Forget putting the toilet seat down, you just pray that they flush.
  38. Frisbee becomes a contact sport.
  39. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
  40. College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom...and no curfew.
  41. It never sucked so much to get sick.
  42. Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered.
  43. Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room.
  44. You always thought that worshipping the porcelain god was just an expression...it's not!
  45. You'll learn more about male genitalia than you ever thought necessary, guys talk more about that than women and sex put together.
  46. Beware the freshman 15, or in some cases, the freshman cup size.
  47. Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow.
  48. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.
  49. You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.
  50. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.
  51. Any game can be made into a drinking game.
  52. Disney movies are more than just classics.
  53. Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it.
  54. You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible.
  55. Phone calls almost never happen and when they do, you just don't get the messages.
  56. Cereal makes a meal any time of day.
  57. Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.
  58. ATMs are the devil's advocate.
  59. Beware the boy in the Care Bear toga
  60. You almost forget how to drive.
  61. You'll drink anything if it's free..
  62. People still cheat, it's just more technologically advanced.
  63. You get really good with excuses for skipping class.
  64. The girl you're going to marry may live right next door, so keep your stereo down.
  65. Ordering food at 1 am is a common occurrence.
  66. You never realized how cool you can be.
  67. TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.
  68. You realize how great your hell summer job was once you get to work study.
  69. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before..
  70. You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies.
  71. You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temps, and roommates snoring.
  72. You don't have to cover your textbooks anymore.
  73. You become a juggler with the balance between school, friends, girls, activities, work, parties...
  74. You live for chicken finger day at the cafeteria.
  75. People that were geeks in high school seem okay now.
  76. You begin to realize that college is about the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
  77. You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not (usually not).
  78. Procrastination becomes an art.
  79. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires (for example, see # 12).
  80. The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.
  81. Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days.
  82. With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare.
  83. Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.
  84. Amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to grade point average.
  85. You have two kinds of shoes: everyday shoes and party shoes.
  86. Classes: the later the better.
  87. The cute girls actually talk to you now.
  88. Care packages make it all worthwhile.
  89. The longer you're there, the less you talk about home.
  90. Always wear your safety goggles, they're not kidding.
  91. You just don't learn last names.
  92. Your teachers just went from Mr. and Mrs. to Prof.
  93. That calculator Tetris and Duck Hunt come into play even more than in high school Physics class.
  94. Card games never lasted for hours before.
  95. Vacuuming happens every semester, if you get around to it.
  96. Boys will dance in college.
  97. People who never talked to you in high school are now your best friends when you come home.
  98. You are NEVER alone.
  99. You find out what beer sludge is.
  100. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
  101. You spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering the mystery of whether the cafeteria Lucky Charms are the real thing.
  102. People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.
  103. You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.
  104. All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send up some cookies.
  105. You never realized how quiet your house was.
  106. Dishes aren't dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.
  107. Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
  108. You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.
  109. Your life will never be the same again.

Posted by Marc Bressman @ 8:57 PM
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Monday, February 14, 2005


[+]Harold and Kumar go to White Castle 
I just got done watching this movie on in-demand digital cable (god...what a great invention...now I don't think I have to leave my apartment ever...) and I have to say it was pretty funny. I mean, it definitely wasn't the funniest movie I've ever seen, but there were some pretty funny scenes in it and the two main characters had some pretty damn funny lines. Anyway, I'd definitely recommend seeing it at some point...

Next up, my friend says I have to see Napoleon Dynamite...

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[+]Blog Changes 
Hey all,

I've made a few changes to my blog, and I thought I'd just let everyone know about them:

  • E-Mail Post Links : there are now links below each post on my blog that allows you to email that post to anyone
  • Archive Changes :
    • The archives are now grouped by month instead of week, making it a bit easier to navigate through them
    • Each post now has its own archive page that is uniquely named based on the post title

And stay tuned for changes to the look and feel of the site...


Posted by Marc Bressman @ 7:59 AM
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Sunday, February 13, 2005


[+]Competely Useless: Hands-Free Laws 
So I was reading through CNN's website earlier today, like I always tend to do, and I came across the following article: Study: Cells make young drivers react like seniors. And I just need to say...this is what I've been saying all along...well, at least about the whole hands-free vs. using a cell phone at all debate. The hands-free laws that many state governments put in place are ABSOLUTELY useless!

Now, I'm sure that before these laws were passed by the legislators, studies were commissioned to determine the effectiveness of such measures. But here's the funny thing about a study...you can really make it show whatever you want it too, and ulterior motives definitely play into study results. For instance, perhaps the legislators were considering banning cell phones altogether while driving, and so the cell phone service providers...who might have stood to lose a lot of money, intervened with study upon study that show that driving and talking on a cell phone isn't that dangerous and that the only thing that needs to be done to make it safer is mandate a hands-free law (which, surprise, surprise, would end up benefiting cell phone manufacturers and service providers since they'd be the ones now selling these required devices).

Government legislators need to use some common sense and realize that the hands-free law is pretty useless and definitely won't contribute much to preventing accidents. Lets see, first, I'm willing to bet that the majority of people need to fumble with hooking in their hands-free to their cell phone, which in of itself is incredibly dangerous since they won't be watching the road and won't be able to react as quickly. But lets just say that the legislators thought that once they passed the law, everyone would set themselves up so that when they got in the car, the hands-free was already plugged in and ready to go (what a bunch of BS...but stay with me here). Then you have to worry about dialing the phone number you want to reach, which is also dangerous (and yet, not illegal according to current laws) because you once again won't be watching the road and won't be able to react as quickly. However, lets once again assume that the legislators decided that either most people would just be answering calls from their car or they would be using speed dials (wow, these legislators sure ASSume a lot). Well, now you get to the most interesting part...that of talking on the phone with a hands-free device while driving. Now, I don't know about everyone else out there, but I will readily admit that there have definitely been times when I've been having a conversation on my cell phone in my car and have missed my exit or turn or whatever because of it. Imagine how much worse that could become if I need to make a split-second decision or react quickly because a car swerves into my lane or a kid runs across the street to get his ball. I mean, c'mon...common sense dicates that if you're occupied with something (such as carrying on a conversation), then not all of your mental faculties are available to devote to something else (such as driving), and so therefore the act of talking on a cell phone (and not the act of simply holding one up to your ear or only using one hand to drive - which is all these hands-free laws account for) is whats really dangerous, and the current hands-free laws are half-assed attempts that don't do anyone any good and certainly are not effective, at least in my opinion. Now, don't get me wrong....i love having the ability to use my cell phone in my car and have even, on occasion flouted the laws and used my cell phone in my car without my hands-free device. And I'm not saying that if a law was passed that prevented drivers from using cell phones while driving, I would always obey it, but I think at the very least it would be a greater deterrent and a better solution that would actually have a chance of preventing accidents compared to the current hands-free law which is basically useless.

Posted by Marc Bressman @ 7:39 AM
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Wednesday, February 09, 2005


[+]Too Much SNOW!! 
How RIDICULOUS is this: (from News 10 NBC's website)


Shoveling Snow
Rochester is nation's snowiest city; Buffalo a close runner-up

According to data compiled by the National Snow and Ice Data Center, Rochester is the nation's snowiest city, based on data through 1990. At that time it averaged 94 inches of snow a year. That's the most for cities with more than 200,000 people. Buffalo is a close runner-up. In 1995, 39 inches of snow fell in just one day there. The one-day record for overall snow goes to Thompson Pass, Alaska. In one week in February, 1953 more than 15 feet, 187 inches, fell on the town.



Posted by Marc Bressman @ 2:59 PM
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[+]Feedback to Sports Columnist... 
One of my friends recently sent the following email to a sports columnist at the Democrat and Chronicle. It is so ridiculous that I had to put it on here ;)

His E-Mail:
Bob:

The more I read your columns, the clearer it has become to me that you do not actually watch basketball but rather randomly select topics to discuss, take an opinion different from the consesus news media, then try to agrue your claims without thinking about the absurdity of some of your comments. A while back, I debated writing an email to you after you asserted that Steve Nash was not even the MVP of his team, much less the league. Your claim of Amare Stoudamire being the MVP of the Suns was easily proven false given the Suns losing streak while Nash was out and Stoudamire's drastic decline in production.

Now today, I have no idea what you were trying to prove in saying you do not understand why the Spurs would not want Karl Malone. Karl Malone is arguably the greatest power forward to ever live. While he certainly is not the Karl Malone of old, he still averaged 13 points per game last year as a third option and averaged over 20 points per game just two seasons ago when he was the primary scoring option on the Utah Jazz. To think that the Spurs would have no use for Karl Malone, you must have never seen him run the pick and roll. With Tony Parker, Brent Barry, and Manu Ginobilli all capable of hitting the 20 ft jumper, a pick and roll run by any of those individuals would lead to an open shot for either one of them or Malone. If you have ever watched basketball before, you would know the importance of a power forward who can step out and drain a 17-20 ft jumpshot. This ability forces defenders to decide whether or not to help out either on a Duncan post entry or Parker's dribble penetration. No help means Duncan one on one in the post. If you help, you leave Malone or Barry or Ginobili open. While Malone is certainly not the post player or defender he once was, he can still drain the open jumpshot. Finally, your argument that the Spurs have depth at the 4 spot with Horry, Massenburg, and Malik Rose is just laughable. You obviously have not seen Robert Horry play recently. Horry's skills have diminshed much more than Malone's and since he was a one-dimensional outside shooter to begin with, it does not say much about his game. Known for hitting the big 3's in his heyday, he is nowhere near the deadly 3 point shooter he once was averaging only 33% from outside the strip. Second, you also mistake Malik Rose for the player he was during the Spurs championship runs. His playing time has consistently gone down and he has been benched numerou s times this season by Coach Popovich. Third, I must laugh when you mention Tony Massenburg as a player who would take time away from Karl Malone. The man has career averages of 6pts and 4 rebs a game. On top of that, he is averaging a measly 2.7 pts a game this year while shooting an awful 41% from the field.

I ask that you take some serious thought the next time you write about basketball in your columns. It is an embarassment not only to yourself, but the Democrat and Chronicle, and the city of Rochester when you make such inaccurate remarks.


Sports Columnist Response:
Actually, I watch a lot of NBA basketball, probably MUCH more than you do...I don't think you overrate Nash (even if he does play matador defense). Considering how the team struggled when he was out, (I believe the Suns would've struggled nearly as much if Stoudemire had missed those games instead of Nash, but we'll never know), I agree that he was MVP of the half-season (I made my pro-Stoudemire comment prior to Nash's injury). But I believe you underrate Stoudemire. He's probably the most improved player in the NBA and he's the main reason for Nash's success this season. He's an incredible talent and will only get better...Obviously, you're not real familar with my work. I for YEARS touted Karl Malone as the all-time best power foreard. He replaced Bob Pettit (another player I had great respect for) as the No. 1 PF a few years ago...Malone WAS a great player. He now is closing on 42 years old and coming off a MAJOR knee injury. He isn't CLOSE to the player he was....Sure, he could add to San Antonio's depth. My point is that the Spurs are deep enough without him so why risk messing with the chemistry's of the league's best team? Malone is a proud man and I'm not as sold as you seem to be that he could accept a secondary role on this particular... No, I don't "take an opinion different from the consensus news media and then try to argue (my) claims without thinking about the absurdity of some of your comments." I have a mind of my own. I don't always agree with the consensus and I'm glad I don't. If I did, I'd be a pretty boring read. Just because you disagree with me hardly qualifies me as an "embarrassment" to me, my employer and the City of Rochester. C'mon. Give me a break. You take sports MUCH too seriously to be making disparaging comments like that just because someone has a different point of view. Lighten up. I'll continue to call them like I see them, as I have for a long time. Yours in sports, BOB MATTHEWS.


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