Comedy writer Jake Novak: “Florida Rep. Mark Foley, who resigned last week over a series of sexually suggestive e-mails sent to a teenage page, had been known in Congress for his work against Internet sexual predators. Apparently, he was trying to cut down on the competition.”
Conan O’Brien, “Late Night with Conan O’Brien:” “The White House claims that President Bush is getting so many requests to campaign with other Republicans that he’s running out of time. Not surprisingly, the requests are all coming from Democrats.”
Jay Leno on Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward’s interview with Mike Wallace: “Woodward said that Henry Kissinger is now advising President Bush on Iraq, and they’re trying to fight the Vietnam War all over again. Hey, why not? Bush missed it the first time.”
Comedy writer Alan Ray: “The NBA will use a new basketball this season. Not all teams have adopted it yet. In the preseason, the Knicks will continue to shoot the traditional brick.”
Comedy writer Jim Barach: “Republican candidate for New York attorney general Jeanine Pirro is under investigation for spying on her husband. Hillary Rodham Clinton was asked what you call a woman getting caught spying on her husband: “An amateur.”
Courtesy of Ken Rasak and Newsday.com