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The boss narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hang-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said: “Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to lay you or Jack off.”
“Could you jack off?” she says. “I feel like shit.”