Sep 302006
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped Mel Gibson. They’re asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection.”
The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?”
“About a gallon.”