Comedy writer Alan Ray: “Mexico struggles with a disputed presidential election. Charges of voter fraud are flying. Government officials fear the entire country could erupt into one big Florida.”
Jay Leno, “The Tonight Show”: “President Bush took Japanese Prime Minister Koizumi to Graceland. The prime minister is a huge Elvis fan. There was one embarrassing moment when President Bush made the Japanese prime minister promise that when he visits Japan, he will take him to the Godzilla museum.”
Comedy writer Jake Novak on the latest espionage news: “A CIA unit that had hunted for Osama bin Laden and his top deputies has been disbanded. Agents from that division are being transferred to the more important job of listening to America’s phone calls.”
David Letterman, “Late Show with David Letterman”: “Last weekend Rush Limbaugh was arrested at an airport because he had illegal Viagra. So apparently, Dick Cheney isn’t the only Republican who’s locked and loaded.”
Conan O’Brien, “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” on the recent storm in Washington, D.C., that knocked over a 100-year-old elm tree on the White House lawn: “President Bush was not hurt because he was playing in a different tree at the time.”
Courtesy of Ken Rasak and Newsday.com