- Shul Gabbai, 36. I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night Please write. POB 81
- Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let’s try it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43.
- Divorced Jewish man, seeks partner to attend shul with, light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. POB 658
- Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get, or can get get. Get it? I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours. POB 72
- Sincere rabbinical student, 27. Enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B’av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedaliah, Asarah B’Teves, Shiva Asar B’Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the “fast” lane. POB 90.
- Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 43.
- Worried about in-law meddling? I’m an orphan! Write POB 74.
- Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 76
- Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56.
- Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB 435.
- Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787.
- Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555.
- 80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can’t I? POB 545.
- I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I’ll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.
- Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 22
Courtesy of Tracie Rosenbaum