10. “Interviews start with, ‘Sup, dawg?’”
9. “Once a month, Ashton Kutcher punks a world leader”
8. “Something bad happens in the world, anchor does a shot”
7. “Make ’60 Minutes’ stopwatch digital”
6. “Less about fighting in Middle East, more about fighting between Nick and Jessica”
5. “Spell news with a ‘Z’ – - The kids eat up crap like that”
4. “Get a drunk weatherman like ‘The Today Show’
3. “Anyone who sits through an entire broadcast gets an Ipod”
2. “Anchor must deliver the news while fighting off a rattlesnake”
1. “Less frontin’, more straight out trippin’”