10. “Make an even larger ‘Mission Accomplished’ sign”
9. “Encourage Iraqis to settle their feud like Dave and Oprah”
8. “Put that go-getter Michael Brown in charge”
7. “Launch slogan, ‘It’s not Iraq, it’s Weraq’”
6. “Just do whatever he did when he captured Osama”
5. “A little more vacation time at the ranch to clear his head”
4. “Pack on a quick 30 pounds and trade places with Jeb”
3. “Wait, you mean it ain’t going well?”
2. “Boost morale by doing his hilarious ‘Locked Door’ gag”
1. “Place Saddam back in power and tell him, ‘It’s your problem now, dude’”
Take a look at this: http://media.putfile.com/end_of_smurfs
It’s an advertisement campaign run by UNICFEF in Belgium (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/3392872.html)
Pretty shocking…
Check out this funny (and somewhat twisted) spoof of the movie Se7en starring Smurfs: http://www.devilducky.com/media/35226/
Check out this funny William Shatner spoof of the movie Se7en: http://www.devilducky.com/media/22937
Read a really interesting article the other day called “The NYPD’s War On Terror”
It’s at: http://newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/news/features/n_8286/index.html
It’s a bit long, but pretty interesting…about how the NYPD and New York in general has changed since 9/11 and how we are effectively trying to combat terrorism right here in NYC…
Jon Stewart, “The Daily Show,” on protests in Jordan against Abu
Musab al-Zarqawi over the recent hotel bombings: “It’s almost as if
the terrorist strategy of winning over the Islamic world by blowing
it up is backfiring.”
Comedy writer Rob Bates: “Vice President Dick Cheney is said to have
led the opposition to the congressional ban on inhumane treatment of
prisoners. Experts say this policy may be rethought now that so many
people in the vice president’s office may be going to prison.”
Stewart on Bruce Willis’ recent offer of $1 million for the capture
of al-Qaida terrorist leaders: “Here’s how you know you’re a
successful movie star: You’re making terrorist bounty money.”
David Letterman, “Late Show with David Letterman,” on the Country
Music Association awards show being held at Madison Square
Garden: “Big night for the Dixie Chicks. They beat the Knicks 112-
94.”
Comedy writer Jim Barach: “Jesse Jackson and Ralph Nader have come
to the defense of Terrell Owens. Only a politician and preacher can
really understand what it’s like to keep putting your foot in your
mouth.”
Conan O’Brien, “Late Night with Conan O’Brien,” on Paris Hilton
getting bitten by her pet monkey: “Fortunately, a doctor quickly
showed up and gave the monkey shots.”
Letterman on the cancellation of “The Apprentice: Martha
Stewart”: “It’s the same old story. It’s hard to hold a job when
you’re an ex-con.”
Sorry for the problems with the website that have existed over the past several months. Unfortunately, my hosting provider was not that reliable, but I believe I have found a much more reliable hosting provider (see below) which should now allow this site to be up and working continuously!!
Also, stay tuned for lots of changes in the upcoming weeks!!
Please change your bookmarks to the new website URL: http://www.marcbressman.com
I’d also like to extend a big THANK YOU to John Michael of JMF Hosting for graciously providing me with the web space and bandwidth to once again have my website (and even be able to expand it in all the ways I plan to over the next several weeks)!
Some of you might have already tried this, but if you haven’t, it’s kinda funny…
Go to www.google.com and then type in the word “failure” and click “I’m Feeling Lucky”…and then be amazed and entertained by the site that you get taken too…
